Insert witty correspondence here…
You know, despite all the crap I am dealing with, I try my best to look at the bright side of life. But the truth is… were you to browse MySpace for this town, you would realize that there isn’t a single intelligent woman with goals anywhere. When I browse, I find these delightful women:
EDIT: Yes, I know, I am picky. But the truth is that I would never be able to interact with a woman who wasn’t in possession of at least a MENSA level IQ. Not to be a snob, but if your IQ is under 140, please, move along. Anyway, back to the show.
EDIT 2: I made this post private because I felt it was far too harsh. But in retrospect, I realize that it is the truth, harsh or not.
Olivia, whose goal this year is to “FIND A NEW JOB & GET MY ASS BACK TO SCHOOL”
Angelina, who brags as follows… “Hello,Let begin by saying I am a SWEET n SOUR TYPE OF LADY, cUZ WEN im SWEET im VERY ooohhh SO sweet BUT WHEN AND IF YOU get me SOUR,I am really Pucker your lips foul TART-SOURY taste! SO LETS BE ON MY GOODSIDE SO SOME OF YOU GUYS/GaLs DON’T JUST THINK IM JUST A STRAIGHT BYTCH…lol”
And who can forget Shannon, who shares this wisdom: “They call me Betty BAng *** Bang ‘em Betty ** Black Betty or Betty Bang Bang…what ever you do do not call me UNREMARKABLE!!!!!! i AM A MIXTURE OF SHERRI MOON HEHEHEHEHE* bETTY pAIGE 9pin me UP!!0″
No wonder Merced County is among the nation’s top 10 least educated counties.
Maybe I should seek a lobotomy from a qualified professional… at least it will keep me from realizing what a horrible place I live in.
Although MySpace really isn’t the world’s greatest place to meet interesting and intelligent career women…
Mr. Anderson and company… and it does appear you keep some strange company. It has once again been too long, what is it now 5 mos.? Your rants are still some of the most clever around, and your raves, well let’s just say the 2 thumbs up boys would be proud.
I am taking a little trip myself this weekend. I’m revisiting some of the places Gloria and I honeymooned. It’s sort of a bitter/sweet adventure - mostly sweet. It is my intention to return having regained only positive memories. The not-so-positive ones have a tendency to haunt those of us melancholics. (that cannot be correct SP?) I re-read that temperaments thing the other day and it actually says that our temperament “enjoys feeling hurt”. Doesn’t it just suck with a royal Hoover when someone you’ll never meet, who wrote a generic book just nails you?! Oh well, that is part of the reason for the trip - I’ve just committed to the Lord that I’m having a break-thru in that area. No more living under a cloud. Who was that cartoon character who walked around constantly under a thunder storm? Anyway, no more being one of those!
Well gotta jet, but please call me ASAP. I have a business proposition for ya. I think it has real merit, it’s right up your alley, and it would be fun working together on a project again.
You have the number, or use the email. Big LUVS
Rabbi