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“Other”

August 29th, 2008

So, I joined eHarmony because my therapist seems to think it is the greatest thing since running water. At her advice, I answered all of my questions truthfully. And when they said to upload your picture, I dutifully followed their advice, and uploaded these pictures:

My First Pic

My First Pic

JohnA Pic #2

JohnA Pic #2


The bottom line? Once they see these pictures, they all choose to close the match with me. Their reason? “Other”

Can’t we be adults? Why isn’t there an option that says “You’re fugly.” Or perhaps “I’m so out of your league it isn’t funny”

So, if you choose to respond to this entry, please feel free to set your category to “Other”… everyone else does.

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